Their Confused Queen

Their Confused Queen owned a lava lamp that they liked to smash. It might be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Queen desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Queen desperately searched for a cup that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Queen desperately craved for a sword that they would often annihilate This is certainly a weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. A sword being the thing opted for.

Their Confused Queen owned a set of lego that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item selected.

Their Confused Queen often carried a vibrator that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to choose.