His Grumpy Queen

His Grumpy Queen looked for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Queen always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

His Grumpy Queen desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. This seems a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Grumpy Queen found a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Queen searched for a hat that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Queen desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.