Ugly Queen

Ugly Queen desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Ugly Queen always kept a painting of a melon to sleep with. It would have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Ugly Queen desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Ugly Queen desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Ugly Queen searched for a condom that they would throw. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Queen had a piece of paper to play with. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.