The Crazy Queen

The Crazy Queen desperately desired a bat that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Queen searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Queen needed a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Queen desperately desired a stretchman to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman having that done to it

The Crazy Queen desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Queen desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be epic. A dildo being the chosen thing.