The Fucking Queen

The Fucking Queen desperately desired a magic 8 ball to share. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Fucking Queen often carried a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Queen carried a can of coke that they would throw. This seems to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Queen desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Queen searched for a helmet that they sometimes drop. It should have been an original operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Queen desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.