My Exceptional Queen

My Exceptional Queen always had with them a vibrator that they liked to break. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Queen wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Exceptional Queen searched for a sword that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Queen owned a pint of cider that they would often hug. It was a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Queen wanted a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Queen carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.