The Round Princess

The Round Princess always had with them a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Princess needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Princess always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Round Princess always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Princess had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Round Princess carried a porno magazine to hug. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.