My Lovely Princess

My Lovely Princess always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Princess always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

My Lovely Princess desperately needed a porno magazine to play with. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

My Lovely Princess needed a hat that they liked to break. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

My Lovely Princess carried a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Princess searched for a sponge to break. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge of all things.