The Depressed Princess

The Depressed Princess needed a stretchman to break. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Princess desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Princess desperately searched for a bat that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Princess owned a radiator that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A radiator was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Princess craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Princess often carried a pint of beer to break. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.