Retarded Princess

Retarded Princess found a ball that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A ball was the chosen thing.

Retarded Princess found a teapot that they liked to break. It is a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot of all things.

Retarded Princess wanted a stapler that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Retarded Princess found a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Princess carried a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

Retarded Princess desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.