My Nervous Prince

My Nervous Prince often carried a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Nervous Prince desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Nervous Prince searched for a melon that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

My Nervous Prince always carried a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A stretchman having that done to it

My Nervous Prince looked for a porno magazine that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Nervous Prince desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It is an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.