My Eccentric Prince

My Eccentric Prince often carried a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

My Eccentric Prince desperately craved for a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Prince desired a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It was a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Prince often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Prince wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Prince always had with them a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.