The Depressed Prince

The Depressed Prince always carried a sponge that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Depressed Prince always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Prince always carried a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a different operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Depressed Prince searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Prince carried a wig that they would occasionally break. It would be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Prince craved for a radiator that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.