A Horny Poodle

A Horny Poodle often carried a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Poodle owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Poodle looked for a bag of poop that they would often hug. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Poodle desperately desired a dildo to experiment on. It is a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Poodle looked for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It was an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Horny Poodle desired a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.