His Confused Poodle

His Confused Poodle looked for a crown that they liked to put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Poodle owned a pen that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

His Confused Poodle desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Poodle desired a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Confused Poodle wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Poodle desperately desired a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.