My Magical Poodle

My Magical Poodle craved for a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

My Magical Poodle often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Magical Poodle always had with them a dildo to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Magical Poodle always had with them a ball to eat. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

My Magical Poodle desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Magical Poodle desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.