The Red Poodle

The Red Poodle searched for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Red Poodle always carried a condom that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Poodle desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often drop. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Red Poodle always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Red Poodle searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It would have been a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Red Poodle owned a bottle of wine that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.