The Bum Loving Poodle

The Bum Loving Poodle carried a dildo that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Poodle needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Poodle searched for a crown that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.