The Grumpy Poodle

The Grumpy Poodle desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Poodle searched for a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Poodle always kept a sword to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Poodle always kept a custard pie that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Poodle had a pint of cider that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Poodle searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.