A Red Poodle

A Red Poodle looked for a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

A Red Poodle craved for a stapler that they would worship. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Red Poodle desperately searched for a wig that they would often put on his head. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

A Red Poodle always kept a dildo that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Red Poodle desperately desired a bag of poop that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Poodle craved for a sword that they would often embrace. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.