His Foolish Poodle

His Foolish Poodle searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Poodle desperately desired a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Foolish Poodle desired a teapot that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was simply life. A teapot being the chosen thing.

His Foolish Poodle looked for a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It might be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

His Foolish Poodle had a condom that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Poodle carried a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a curious action, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.