The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle found a tomato that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle had a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It was an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Horny Poodle desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Poodle always kept a crown that they liked to worship. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a crown is the thing to select.

The Horny Poodle desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This seems an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Horny Poodle needed a stapler that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a strange idea, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.