My Exciting Pigeon

My Exciting Pigeon always carried a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

My Exciting Pigeon found a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Pigeon carried a sword to drop. It was a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Exciting Pigeon always had with them a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Pigeon found a bottle of beer to smash. It should be a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Exciting Pigeon searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.