A Lovely Pigeon

A Lovely Pigeon craved for a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Pigeon desperately desired a wig that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item selected.

A Lovely Pigeon needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Pigeon looked for a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Lovely Pigeon had a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Pigeon desperately desired a can of Tango that they would drop. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.