The Exceptional Pigeon

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber chicken to put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Pigeon always kept a melon that they would occasionally drop. It would be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Pigeon had a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Pigeon always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Pigeon always kept a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Pigeon desperately desired a computer that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen item.