A Depressed Pigeon

A Depressed Pigeon looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon desperately needed a can of coke that they would often play with. This seems a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Pigeon needed a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Pigeon craved for a wig that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.

A Depressed Pigeon owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.