A Naughty Pet

A Naughty Pet looked for a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Pet always carried a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Pet owned a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A cup was the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Pet had a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Pet found a spade that they would often play with. It should have been a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

A Naughty Pet desired a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.