A Lonely Pet

A Lonely Pet needed a toilet brush that they liked to throw. It might be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Pet desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Pet always kept a teapot that they would often throw. It is an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Pet desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Pet craved for a custard pie that they would worship. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Pet looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.