My Green Pet

My Green Pet craved for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

My Green Pet searched for a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was awesome. A pint of beer of all things.

My Green Pet always kept a hat that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Pet desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A bat would be the item chosen.

My Green Pet wanted a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Green Pet looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball being the thing selected.