The Square Pet

The Square Pet craved for a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Pet desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Square Pet had a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Square Pet always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Square Pet wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Pet desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.