The Depressed Paki

The Depressed Paki always kept a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Depressed Paki needed a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

The Depressed Paki owned a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Paki desperately wanted a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A spade was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Paki desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Paki found a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it