Confused Paki

Confused Paki searched for a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pen being the item selected.

Confused Paki carried a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. It would be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Confused Paki always had with them a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Confused Paki often carried a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Paki always had with them a stretchman that they liked to eat. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Confused Paki carried a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.