His Boring Paki

His Boring Paki desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

His Boring Paki desperately wanted a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Paki desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

His Boring Paki desired a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Boring Paki always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

His Boring Paki desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A bat is the thing to select.