Their Dodgy Paki

Their Dodgy Paki always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

Their Dodgy Paki had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Their Dodgy Paki desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bat of all things.

Their Dodgy Paki owned a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

Their Dodgy Paki wanted a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Paki wanted a helmet that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.