The Cute Paki

The Cute Paki desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Cute Paki often carried a computer that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

The Cute Paki desperately craved for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Paki desired a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

The Cute Paki found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Paki wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper of all things.