A Troubled Paki

A Troubled Paki desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Paki searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It was a curious thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Paki carried a helmet that they would eat. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A helmet is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Paki often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Troubled Paki found a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

A Troubled Paki needed a set square to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen item.