A Worrisome Paki

A Worrisome Paki had a sponge to eat. It should be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Paki often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Paki owned a computer that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A computer is the thing to choose.

A Worrisome Paki carried a sword that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Paki looked for a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Paki desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener being the thing selected.