The Blue Orangutan

The Blue Orangutan desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It is a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Blue Orangutan owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Blue Orangutan looked for a crown to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Orangutan had a spade to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

The Blue Orangutan looked for a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Blue Orangutan desperately needed a set square that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.