His Crazy Orangutan

His Crazy Orangutan needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Orangutan desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It might be an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

His Crazy Orangutan wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Crazy Orangutan desperately searched for a tomato that they would sleep with. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Orangutan looked for a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Orangutan desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.