Their Bum Loving Orangutan

Their Bum Loving Orangutan needed a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Orangutan desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Orangutan looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Orangutan found a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Bum Loving Orangutan always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Their Bum Loving Orangutan always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. It would be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.