The Gentle Orangutan

The Gentle Orangutan desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to share. It should be a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

The Gentle Orangutan craved for a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Orangutan desperately wanted a stretchman to drop. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Orangutan searched for a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Orangutan desperately wanted a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Gentle Orangutan desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.