The Ugly Orangutan

The Ugly Orangutan looked for a melon that they would often put on his head. It might have been an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Orangutan desperately looked for a little monkey that they would insert somewhere. It is a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Orangutan wanted a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Orangutan desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Ugly Orangutan carried a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Orangutan always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would break. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.