Funny Orangutan

Funny Orangutan looked for a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a cup being the thing selected.

Funny Orangutan searched for a pint of cider that they would worship. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Funny Orangutan desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to eat. It would have been a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Funny Orangutan owned a melon that they would worship. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

Funny Orangutan desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Funny Orangutan desperately needed a condom that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.