Their Crazy Orangutan

Their Crazy Orangutan desperately looked for a pint of cider to worship. It would have been a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Crazy Orangutan always carried a dildo to sleep with. It is a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A dildo is the thing to select.

Their Crazy Orangutan wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Orangutan needed a sponge that they would sleep with. One might say this is an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Orangutan desperately searched for a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be entertaining. A toilet brush is the item to select.

Their Crazy Orangutan owned a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.