The Colourful Orangutan

The Colourful Orangutan desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to worship. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Orangutan carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Orangutan desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Orangutan always carried a mug to experiment on. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Orangutan had a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Colourful Orangutan owned a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.