My Worrisome Ogre

My Worrisome Ogre looked for a wig that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

My Worrisome Ogre always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Worrisome Ogre always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often eat. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Ogre desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Ogre needed a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.