Her Red Ogre

Her Red Ogre needed a teapot that they would drop. This seems a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Ogre looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Red Ogre owned a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Red Ogre needed a big sponge that they would often share. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Red Ogre desperately wanted a tomato that they would annihilate This seems a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

Her Red Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.