My Big Ogre

My Big Ogre searched for a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Big Ogre craved for a pint of cider that they would often annihilate It would be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Big Ogre desperately craved for a hat that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

My Big Ogre desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

My Big Ogre desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Big Ogre desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.