His Stupid Ogre

His Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Stupid Ogre craved for a lava lamp that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. A lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a ball to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

His Stupid Ogre desired a bottle of beer to share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Ogre always had with them a dildo that they would often drop. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Ogre looked for a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.