The Bewildered Ogre

The Bewildered Ogre always carried a spade that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was epic. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre wanted a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre carried a bottle of wine that they would smash. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Ogre had a bag of poop that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Ogre needed a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.